It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 5, 2002. (NEIGHING) Whoa. "Number two, lose weight. Whenever you are ready. I want him to suffer. But I cannot come. "Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker. Is there something you want to tell me? As much as I enjoy your company, and I truly do, I must insist that from this point forward, we not Oh, my goodness! (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! No! November 16, 2018. No, no, let's just keep playing. After initial revulsion at the idea, Apu … What are you doing? And matters are made even worse when Manjua is just randomly watching Kwik-E-Mart security tapes and finds proof of the affair. They decide to keep Apu’s wife Manjula from finding out about it. Every generation stinks but ours! I live across the way. That's good adultery! Well, then you're definitely not going to like my steam-powered super spider. The Indian rope trick has become the Indian nope trick. Yes. DABF14 The Sweetest Apu (28 Quotes) DABF15 Little Girl In The Big Ten (30 Quotes) DABF16 The Frying Game (28 Quotes) DABF17 Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge (33 Quotes) DABF18 Large Marge (15 Quotes) DABF19 Treehouse Of Horror XIII (25 Quotes) DABF20 Bart Vs. Lisa Vs. The Sweetest Apu (S13, E19-288) Now, see, if a guy tried this, it would be seen as creepy and/or sick. The Sweetest Apu (Apu) Krusty Gets Kancelled (Krusty) Marge In Chains (Chief Wiggum) Winner: The Sweetest Apu (Apu) Best Supporting Actress. I was afraid it would start me drinking again, but it didn't! You're not in any physical pain, the only kind of pain a man can understand. Squishees reminded me of my misdeeds. The Sweetest Apu Dr Karma. I'm just gonna drain the area around your wound. " The show’s obsession with keeping us up to date on the high and lows of the life of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. “The Sweetest Apu” was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Matthew Nastuk, 2002. Look who's here! Which raises the question, why is this a thing? Apu, you have completed the list. Aired 18 years ago - May 05, 2002 . (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CHILDREN CLAMORING) Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work? (MUSIC PLAYING) Come on, Barney. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Why don't we play this? And after all of the demands are met, Manjula lets him back to the house, and they begin the arduous task to repairing their trust, love, and relationship. An old college friend talks him into a visit up-country to a village wedding. Episode 1F10, Season 5 First aired Feb 10, 1994 Written by Greg Daniels Directed by Mark Kirkland. For me, the war is over! ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sweetest_Apu?oldid=165432. "The Sweetest Apu" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. The Sweetest Apu; The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D ; Hulk; Which Witch is Which? But Homer and Marge aren’t done meddling, so they decide to pull a stupid sitcom stunt, and invite Apu and Manjula to dinner at their house, without the other knowing what’s going on. He is hideous. My Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag. I’m sure that this will never be brought up again, so it actually was fixed quickly, but the end of the episode makes it seem like Apu and Manjula were going to be in rough shape, but were going to work things out. Everyone is being incompetent and inaccurate, Disco Stu is Stonewall Jackson, people are just beating each other up, and the keg even gets whaled on and stabbed with a bayonet. The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. ( Log Out /  ANNETTE: Oh, Apu, scratch and win! All those kids. That seems insane. I love his optimism. Are you sure you don't want to come? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I see you are ready for the Civil War reenactment. We will know when it feels right again. (CHUCKLING) That was a wonderful day for us. I've gotta return this keg. Edit. Oh. I have known we were meant to be together ever since my mother forced me to marry you. I know. But while Homer’s busy coming up with an excuse for why the keg is in such bad shape, he notices that Apu seems to be missing from the store. I get to stand around watching you sell fatty poisons to overfed Americans. This is supposed to be our special time together. Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Hit with stick. Plot Summary At the Kwik-E-Mart, Apu is exhausted after Manjula brings the octuplets to the store. You may now move back with your family and your never-ending disgrace. Apu, the operator of the famed Kwik-E-Mart, is a South Asian character voiced by Hank Azaria. Look. History Talk (0) Comments Share. And while he’s toiling away, cursing his stressful and tired existence, Homer and Bart show up, dressed up in Union Army costumes. The Simpsons "The Sweetest Apu" TBA v - e - d. Media; Main Characters. No! (WHIMPERING) Oh, I am so sorry, Manjula. (PEOPLE YELLING) Bang, bang. And when I come back, I want a foot rub! HOMER: Apu is cheating. Yeah! Yes, I'm afraid so. The Sweetest Apu. And here's proof. The face of divorce is not as beautiful as I had hoped. (BOTH MOANING) (SCREAMING) What's a eunuch? I get to stand around watching you sell fatty poisons to … At the Kwik-E-Mart. Will that affect the settlement? watch 01:38. I'll let you win. But despite that quibble, the episode is interesting, and shows that such a breach of trust in a relationship isn’t easily fixed, and takes work. ( Log Out /  Okay, I'm McBain. " Very good. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Contents. Tonight, Matt and Robbie discuss Episode DABF14, The Sweetest Apu, the nineteenth episode of Season Thirteen. Hey, Marge, you care for a tropical drink? This changes his life, for when the bridegroom turns out to be mad, Apu's friend asks him to become the husband. Oh. The Simpsons (1989) - S13E19 Comedy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. First thing in the morning, I promise. Hey, pally. So cold. And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading! Apu is obviously embarrassed and ashamed, and decides to take the Simpsons’ advice to fix things. "My Fair Lady performed with all-octuplet cast. Come on, guys! Grape. The Sweetest Apu “Oh, Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you?” Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “The Sweetest Apu” is the nineteenth episode of Season 13. The show used to get great laughs out of intentionally lame stuff (“A master craftsman can build three mailboxes an hour!”), but those were just isolated jokes. It's this thing! Mommy Will You Let Daddy Come Back? The episode starts off by showing us how stressful and kind of awful Apu’s life is currently, as demonstrated by showing his eight horrible toddlers destroying his store. I'll let you win. Whoa, damn it. Hey, Kirk Van Houten. MARGE: Yeah! ACT ONE. Okay, okay. Especially when Apu and Manjula come over to the Simpson’s house that afternoon to play badminton, and the Simpsons have a hell of a time keeping their mouths shut with all the innuendo going around. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 5, 2002. Well, that's a no-brainer. Not tonight. Or you could talk to Apu. Take Away: Infidelity sucks, and it’s a lot of real work to repair the damage that it can wrought. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. You can't thank us enough! My goodness how the octuplets have grown! I am so angry, I could just, I could fall asleep! Oh, my God. Here you go. The Sweetest Apu Catch-22 - Homer refers to the punctured keg of beer as being “so cold...so cold.” These are the words Snowden uses when hit and bleeding, in the novel Catch-22. It's been a rough month. Take Away: Infidelity sucks, and it’s a lot of real work to repair the damage that it can wrought. (GROANS) This Squishee's awful. Get out of my home, Apu! I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first. "The Sweetest Apu" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons ' thirteenth season. (GROANING) Welcome, steady customer. Oh! If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. If you’re a Simpsons fan (or you have spent basically any time on social media, ever), you might be familiar with controversy over the character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from THE SIMPSONS. Oh, this is just too inaccurate. Oh, Apu, you are such a Brahma queen. Apu's marriage is on the rocks after Manjula finds out he cheated on her. I took the tape out of the store surveillance camera. After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. The Sweetest Apu. Put in a good word for grape. What's the score? Mmm. We will write a list. Scríobh John Swartzwelder an eipeasóid seo. This isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. (PEOPLE YELLING) Reinforcements! Complete Transcripts. He manages to convince Manjula to whisk the children away as he starts to pick up the remains of the store. I just wish there was something we could do. Cart It's where I got this. The Sweetest Apu: 13x19 Airdate: May 5, 2002 Production Number: DABF14 Written by: John Swartzwelder: Directed by: Matthew Nastuk ← 13x18 I Am Furious Yellow: 13x20 → Little Girl in the Big Ten: The Simpsons — Season Thirteen: This article about an episode needs to be expanded with more information. You're the jerk! Hit with stick. The Sweetest Apu has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. Are you sure you can get your deposit back? Haven't you? Tagged as: 2002, Lifetime of Simpsons, Season 13, the Simpsons, The Sweetest Apu. Oh, a challenge! I keep telling you, off-camera, he's a desperately unhappy man. So she gets pissed, and kicks Apu out of the house, causing him to move into some creepy apartment for bachelors where Kirk Van Houten lives. So they go to Apu’s creepy apartment, stop him from committing suicide, and give him a list of demands to earn his way back to the marriage. Today's the day we play badminton with them. So Homer start snooping around, and end up coming across Apu in a back room, while he’s having sex with the Squishee delivery lady. Oh, this is so awkward. Okay, Buster, what is going on? The second battle of Springfield was fought by the North, the South, and the East (MEN MURMURING) to keep Springfield in, out of, and next to the Union, respectively. Love, get married, and character assassination Twitter account Lady who delivering! 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